{"id":60160,"date":"2021-01-08T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-01-08T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/iwmndev.com\/decamk_export\/\/?p=60160"},"modified":"2022-08-24T23:22:40","modified_gmt":"2022-08-24T21:22:40","slug":"smeshni-tvitovi-na-roditeli-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.iwmndev.com\/decamk_export\/smeshni-tvitovi-na-roditeli-2\/","title":{"rendered":"\u0421\u043c\u0435\u0448\u043d\u0438 \u0442\u0432\u0438\u0442\u043e\u0432\u0438 \u043d\u0430 \u0440\u043e\u0434\u0438\u0442\u0435\u043b\u0438"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u0414\u0435\u0446\u0430\u0442\u0430 \u0447\u0435\u0441\u0442\u043e \u0437\u043d\u0430\u0430\u0442 \u0434\u0430 \u043a\u0430\u0436\u0443\u0432\u0430\u0430\u0442 \u0447\u0443\u0434\u043d\u0438 \u0438 \u0441\u043c\u0435\u0448\u043d\u0438 \u0440\u0430\u0431\u043e\u0442\u0438, \u043d\u043e \u043d\u0438\u0432\u043d\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u0440\u043e\u0434\u0438\u0442\u0435\u043b\u0438 \u0442\u043e\u0430 \u0433\u043e \u0441\u043f\u043e\u0434\u0435\u043b\u0443\u0432\u0430\u0430\u0442 \u043f\u043e \u0441\u043e\u0446\u0438\u0458\u0430\u043b\u043d\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u043c\u0440\u0435\u0436\u0438 \u043d\u0430 \u0443\u0448\u0442\u0435 \u043f\u043e\u0438\u043d\u0442\u0435\u0440\u0435\u0441\u0435\u043d \u043d\u0430\u0447\u0438\u043d. \u041f\u0440\u043e\u0447\u0438\u0442\u0430\u0458\u0442\u0435 \u043d\u0435\u043a\u043e\u043b\u043a\u0443 \u0442\u0432\u0438\u0442\u043e\u0432\u0438 \u043e\u0434 \u0441\u043f\u043e\u0434\u0435\u043b\u0435\u043d\u0438 \u0438\u0441\u043a\u0443\u0441\u0442\u0432\u0430 \u043d\u0430 \u0440\u043e\u0434\u0438\u0442\u0435\u043b\u0438.<\/p><p>\u201e\u041f\u043e\u0447\u043d\u0430\u0432 \u0434\u0430 \u0438\u043c \u0433\u0438 \u043a\u0440\u0430\u0442\u0430\u043c \u0432\u0438\u0442\u0430\u043c\u0438\u043d\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u0448\u0442\u043e \u0438\u043c \u0433\u0438 \u0434\u0430\u0432\u0430\u043c \u043d\u0430 \u0434\u0435\u0446\u0430\u0442\u0430 \u043d\u0430 \u043f\u043e\u043b\u043e\u0432\u0438\u043d\u0430 \u0431\u0438\u0434\u0435\u0458\u045c\u0438 \u0441\u0442\u0440\u0430\u0432\u0443\u0432\u0430\u043c \u0434\u0435\u043a\u0430 \u045c\u0435 \u0441\u0442\u0430\u043d\u0430\u0442 \u043c\u043d\u043e\u0433\u0443 \u0441\u0438\u043b\u043d\u0438 \u0438 \u0443\u0448\u0442\u0435 \u043f\u043e\u0432\u0435\u045c\u0435 \u045c\u0435 \u043c\u0435 \u043c\u0430\u043b\u0442\u0440\u0435\u0442\u0438\u0440\u0430\u0430\u0442\u201c &#8211; \u040f\u043e\u043d \u0414\u0440\u0435\u0458\u043a<\/p><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Started cutting my kids\u2019 vitamins in half because I\u2019m worried if they get too strong they will bully me even more<\/p>&mdash; jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DrakeGatsby\/status\/1336675525390168065?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 9, 2020<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><p>\u0408\u0430\u0441: \u201e\u0410\u0432\u0438\u043e\u043d\u0447\u0435 \u043e\u0434 \u0445\u0430\u0440\u0442\u0438\u0458\u0430 \u043c\u0435 \u0443\u0434\u0440\u0438 \u0432\u043e \u0440\u0430\u043c\u043e\u0442\u043e\u201c.<br><br>9-\u0433\u043e\u0434\u0438\u0448\u043d\u0438\u043a: \u0418\u0437\u0432\u0438\u043d\u0438 \u0442\u0430\u0442\u043e, \u0446\u0435\u043b\u0442\u0430 \u043c\u0438 \u0431\u0435\u0448\u0435 \u0442\u0432\u043e\u0458\u0430\u0442\u0430 \u0433\u043b\u0430\u0432\u0430\u201c &#8211; \u0420\u0438\u0447\u0430\u0440\u0434 \u0414\u0438\u043d.<\/p><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">*paper airplane buzzes my shoulder*<br><br>Me: <br><br>9yo: Sorry Daddy, I was aiming for your head<\/p>&mdash; Richard Dean (@dad_on_my_feet) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dad_on_my_feet\/status\/1336347459153522691?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 8, 2020<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><p>\u201e\u0418\u043c\u0430 \u0441\u0442\u0430\u0440\u0430 \u043f\u043e\u0433\u043e\u0432\u043e\u0440\u043a\u0430 \u0437\u0430 \u0432\u043e\u0441\u043f\u0438\u0442\u0443\u0432\u0430\u045a\u0435: \u0414\u0435\u043d\u043e\u0432\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u0441\u0435 \u0434\u043e\u043b\u0433\u0438, \u0438 \u0434\u0435\u043d\u043e\u0432\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u0441\u0435 \u0434\u043e\u043b\u0433\u0438 \u0438\u0441\u0442\u043e \u0442\u0430\u043a\u0430. \u041d\u0435 \u0441\u0435 \u0441\u0435\u045c\u0430\u0432\u0430\u043c \u043d\u0430 \u043e\u0441\u0442\u0430\u0442\u043e\u043a\u043e\u0442\u201c &#8211; \u041b\u043e\u0440\u0430 \u041c\u0430\u0440\u0438<\/p><p><\/p><p>\u201e4-\u0433\u043e\u0434\u0438\u0448\u043d\u0438\u043a: \u041c\u0430\u043c\u043e, \u0437\u043d\u0430\u0435\u0448 \u043a\u043e\u0433\u043e \u0441\u0430\u043a\u0430\u043c \u043d\u0430\u0458\u043c\u043d\u043e\u0433\u0443?<br>\u0408\u0430\u0441: \u041d\u0435, \u043a\u043e\u0433\u043e?<br>4-\u0433\u043e\u0434\u0438\u0448\u043d\u0438\u043a: \u0427\u043e\u0432\u0435\u043a\u043e\u0442 \u0448\u0442\u043e \u0434\u043e\u0441\u0442\u0430\u0432\u0443\u0432\u0430 \u043f\u0438\u0446\u0430\u201c &#8211; \u201e\u041f\u0440\u043e\u0444\u0435\u0441\u0438\u043e\u043d\u0430\u043b\u0435\u043d \u0437\u0430\u0433\u0440\u0438\u0436\u0443\u0432\u0430\u0447\u201c<\/p><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">4yo: Mommy do you know who I love the best? <br><br>Me: No, who?<br><br>4: The pizza man<\/p>&mdash; Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pro_worrier_\/status\/1336710146672766976?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 9, 2020<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><p>\u201e\u041c\u043e\u0435\u0442\u043e \u0434\u0435\u0442\u0435 \u0441\u0430\u043c\u043e \u0448\u0442\u043e \u043c\u0435 \u043f\u0440\u0430\u0448\u0430 \u0434\u0430\u043b\u0438 \u043c\u043e\u0436\u0435 \u0434\u0430 \u0433\u043e \u043d\u0430\u043f\u0440\u0430\u0432\u0430\u043c \u0431\u0430\u045a\u0430\u045a\u0435\u0442\u043e \u043f\u043e\u0432\u0435\u045c\u0435 \u2013 \u043f\u043e\u043c\u0430\u043b\u043a\u0443 \u0441\u0442\u0443\u0434\u0435\u043d\u043e \u2013 \u0430 \u0458\u0430\u0441 \u043d\u0435 \u043c\u043e\u0436\u0430\u043c \u0434\u0430 \u043e\u0434\u043b\u0443\u0447\u0430\u043c \u0448\u0442\u043e \u0435 \u043f\u043e\u0447\u0443\u0434\u043d\u043e: \u0448\u0442\u043e \u0442\u043e\u0430 \u0438\u043c\u0430 \u0441\u043c\u0438\u0441\u043b\u0430 \u0437\u0430 \u043d\u0435\u0430 \u0438\u043b\u0438 \u0438\u043c\u0430 \u0441\u043c\u0438\u0441\u043b\u0430 \u0437\u0430 \u043c\u0435\u043d\u0435\u201c &#8211; 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\u201e\u041c\u0430\u043c\u0438\u043d \u0411\u0438\u0442\u0441\u201c<\/p><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Marriage, before kids-<br><br>Husband: I have to leave early tomorrow morning <br>Me: make sure you give me a kiss before you go <br><br>Marriage, 3 kids-<br><br>Husband: I have to leave early tomorrow morning <br>Me: if you wake me I\u2019ll stab you in the eye<\/p>&mdash; MumInBits (@MumInBits) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MumInBits\/status\/1335709727804825603?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 6, 2020<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><p>\u0410\u0432\u0442\u043e\u0440: \u041a\u0430\u0440\u043e\u043b\u0438\u043d \u0411\u043e\u043b\u043e\u045a\u0430<\/p><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.huffpost.com\/entry\/funniest-parenting-tweets_l_5fd29eebc5b68256b113a8e8\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">\u0418\u0437\u0432\u043e\u0440<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u0414\u0435\u0446\u0430\u0442\u0430 \u0447\u0435\u0441\u0442\u043e \u0437\u043d\u0430\u0430\u0442 \u0434\u0430 \u043a\u0430\u0436\u0443\u0432\u0430\u0430\u0442 \u0447\u0443\u0434\u043d\u0438 \u0438 \u0441\u043c\u0435\u0448\u043d\u0438 \u0440\u0430\u0431\u043e\u0442\u0438, \u043d\u043e \u043d\u0438\u0432\u043d\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u0440\u043e\u0434\u0438\u0442\u0435\u043b\u0438 \u0442\u043e\u0430 \u0433\u043e \u0441\u043f\u043e\u0434\u0435\u043b\u0443\u0432\u0430\u0430\u0442 \u043f\u043e \u0441\u043e\u0446\u0438\u0458\u0430\u043b\u043d\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u043c\u0440\u0435\u0436\u0438 \u043d\u0430 \u0443\u0448\u0442\u0435 \u043f\u043e\u0438\u043d\u0442\u0435\u0440\u0435\u0441\u0435\u043d \u043d\u0430\u0447\u0438\u043d. \u041f\u0440\u043e\u0447\u0438\u0442\u0430\u0458\u0442\u0435 \u043d\u0435\u043a\u043e\u043b\u043a\u0443 \u0442\u0432\u0438\u0442\u043e\u0432\u0438 \u043e\u0434 \u0441\u043f\u043e\u0434\u0435\u043b\u0435\u043d\u0438 \u0438\u0441\u043a\u0443\u0441\u0442\u0432\u0430 \u043d\u0430 \u0440\u043e\u0434\u0438\u0442\u0435\u043b\u0438. \u201e\u041f\u043e\u0447\u043d\u0430\u0432 \u0434\u0430 \u0438\u043c \u0433\u0438 \u043a\u0440\u0430\u0442\u0430\u043c \u0432\u0438\u0442\u0430\u043c\u0438\u043d\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u0448\u0442\u043e \u0438\u043c \u0433\u0438 \u0434\u0430\u0432\u0430\u043c \u043d\u0430 \u0434\u0435\u0446\u0430\u0442\u0430 \u043d\u0430 \u043f\u043e\u043b\u043e\u0432\u0438\u043d\u0430 \u0431\u0438\u0434\u0435\u0458\u045c\u0438 \u0441\u0442\u0440\u0430\u0432\u0443\u0432\u0430\u043c \u0434\u0435\u043a\u0430 \u045c\u0435 \u0441\u0442\u0430\u043d\u0430\u0442 \u043c\u043d\u043e\u0433\u0443 \u0441\u0438\u043b\u043d\u0438 \u0438 \u0443\u0448\u0442\u0435 \u043f\u043e\u0432\u0435\u045c\u0435 \u045c\u0435 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":60162,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[64],"tags":[82,81,3949,3028,1488],"class_list":["post-60160","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-igroteka","tag-deca","tag-roditeli","tag-smeshno","tag-tviter","tag-tvitovi"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iwmndev.com\/decamk_export\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60160","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iwmndev.com\/decamk_export\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iwmndev.com\/decamk_export\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iwmndev.com\/decamk_export\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iwmndev.com\/decamk_export\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=60160"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.iwmndev.com\/decamk_export\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60160\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":87209,"href":"https:\/\/www.iwmndev.com\/decamk_export\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60160\/revisions\/87209"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iwmndev.com\/decamk_export\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/60162"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iwmndev.com\/decamk_export\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=60160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iwmndev.com\/decamk_export\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=60160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iwmndev.com\/decamk_export\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=60160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}