{"id":73239,"date":"2021-10-05T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-10-05T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/iwmndev.com\/decamk_export\/\/?p=73239"},"modified":"2021-10-04T08:37:35","modified_gmt":"2021-10-04T06:37:35","slug":"iskreni-i-smeshni-roditelski-soveti-za-novite-roditeli","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.iwmndev.com\/decamk_export\/iskreni-i-smeshni-roditelski-soveti-za-novite-roditeli\/","title":{"rendered":"\u0418\u0441\u043a\u0440\u0435\u043d\u0438 \u0438 \u0441\u043c\u0435\u0448\u043d\u0438 \u0440\u043e\u0434\u0438\u0442\u0435\u043b\u0441\u043a\u0438 \u0441\u043e\u0432\u0435\u0442\u0438 \u0437\u0430 \u043d\u043e\u0432\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u0440\u043e\u0434\u0438\u0442\u0435\u043b\u0438"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u0414\u0430 \u0441\u0435 \u0441\u0442\u0430\u043d\u0435 \u0440\u043e\u0434\u0438\u0442\u0435\u043b \u043f\u043e\u043d\u0435\u043a\u043e\u0433\u0430\u0448 \u0435 \u0438 \u0441\u0442\u0440\u0430\u0448\u043d\u043e, \u043e\u0441\u043e\u0431\u0435\u043d\u043e \u0431\u0438\u0434\u0435\u0458\u045c\u0438 \u0441\u0444\u0430\u045c\u0430\u0442\u0435 \u0434\u0435\u043a\u0430 \u0432\u0438\u0435 \u0441\u0442\u0435 \u043e\u0434\u0433\u043e\u0432\u043e\u0440\u043d\u0438 \u0437\u0430 \u0433\u0440\u0438\u0436\u0430\u0442\u0430 \u0437\u0430 \u0434\u0440\u0443\u0433\u043e \u0447\u043e\u0432\u0435\u0447\u043a\u043e \u0441\u0443\u0448\u0442\u0435\u0441\u0442\u0432\u043e. \u0418\u043c\u0430 \u043c\u043d\u043e\u0433\u0443 \u043d\u0430\u0441\u043e\u043a\u0438 \u0438 \u0441\u043e\u0432\u0435\u0442\u0438 \u0437\u0430 \u0440\u043e\u0434\u0438\u0442\u0435\u043b\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u043d\u0430 \u0438\u043d\u0442\u0435\u0440\u043d\u0435\u0442, \u043d\u043e \u0441\u0435\u043a\u043e\u0433\u0430\u0448 \u0435 \u0432\u0430\u0436\u043d\u043e \u0438\u043d\u0444\u043e\u0440\u043c\u0430\u0446\u0438\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u0434\u0430 \u0441\u0435 \u0434\u043e\u0431\u0438\u0432\u0430\u0430\u0442 \u043e\u0434 \u0441\u043e\u043e\u0434\u0432\u0435\u0442\u043d\u0438 \u0438\u0437\u0432\u043e\u0440\u0438 \u2013 \u0430 \u0442\u043e\u0430 \u0441\u0435 \u0440\u043e\u0434\u0438\u0442\u0435\u043b\u0438 \u0441\u043e \u0438\u0441\u043a\u0443\u0441\u0442\u0432\u043e. \u041c\u043d\u043e\u0433\u0443\u043c\u0438\u043d\u0430 \u043e\u0434 \u043d\u0438\u0432 \u0438\u043c\u0430\u0430\u0442 \u0438\u043d\u0442\u0435\u0440\u0435\u0441\u043d\u0438, \u043d\u043e \u0438 \u0441\u043c\u0435\u0448\u043d\u0438 \u0441\u043e\u0432\u0435\u0442\u0438 \u0437\u0430 \u043d\u043e\u0432\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u0440\u043e\u0434\u0438\u0442\u0435\u043b\u0438, \u043d\u043e \u043d\u0430\u0458\u0432\u0430\u0436\u043d\u043e \u0435 \u0434\u0430 \u0441\u0435 \u043d\u0430\u043f\u043e\u043c\u0435\u043d\u0435 \u0434\u0435\u043a\u0430 \u0434\u043e\u043a\u043e\u043b\u043a\u0443 \u0438\u043c\u0430\u0442\u0435 \u043f\u043e\u0442\u0440\u0435\u0431\u0430 \u043e\u0434 \u043f\u043e\u043c\u043e\u0448, \u043d\u0435 \u0442\u0440\u0435\u0431\u0430 \u0434\u0430 \u0441\u0435 \u0434\u0432\u043e\u0443\u043c\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u0434\u0430 \u0458\u0430 \u043f\u043e\u0431\u0430\u0440\u0430\u0442\u0435.<\/p><p><strong>\u0417\u0430\u043f\u0438\u0448\u0443\u0432\u0430\u0458\u0442\u0435 \u0441\u00e8<\/strong><\/p><p>\u201e\u041c\u0430\u0458\u043a\u0430 \u043c\u0438 \u043c\u0438 \u043a\u0430\u0436\u0430 \u0434\u0435\u043a\u0430 \u0430\u043a\u043e \u0438\u043c\u0430 \u0441\u0430\u043c\u043e \u0435\u0434\u0435\u043d \u0441\u043e\u0432\u0435\u0442 \u0437\u0430 \u043d\u043e\u0432\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u0440\u043e\u0434\u0438\u0442\u0435\u043b\u0438, \u0442\u043e\u0430 \u0435 \u0434\u0430 \u0433\u0438 \u0437\u0430\u043f\u0438\u0448\u0443\u0432\u0430\u0430\u0442 \u0441\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u0441\u043c\u0435\u0448\u043d\u0438 \u0440\u0430\u0431\u043e\u0442\u0438 \u0448\u0442\u043e \u043d\u0438\u0432\u043d\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u0434\u0435\u0446\u0430 \u0433\u0438 \u043f\u0440\u0430\u0432\u0430\u0442\/\u043a\u0430\u0436\u0443\u0432\u0430\u0430\u0442.\u201c<\/p><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Thank you for sharing these, my wife and I are going to start a notebook for our daughter.<\/p>&mdash; The Big Guy (@TSSteinbacher) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TSSteinbacher\/status\/1134988416742043648?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 2, 2019<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><p><strong>\u0411\u0438\u0434\u0435\u0442\u0435 \u0432\u043d\u0438\u043c\u0430\u0442\u0435\u043b\u043d\u0438 \u0448\u0442\u043e \u043f\u0440\u0430\u0432\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u043a\u043e\u0433\u0430 \u0433\u043e \u0441\u0442\u0430\u0432\u0430\u0442\u0435 \u0431\u0435\u0431\u0435\u0442\u043e \u0432\u043e \u043a\u0440\u0435\u0432\u0435\u0442\u0447\u0435<\/strong><\/p><p>\u201e\u041c\u043e\u0458\u043e\u0442 \u0441\u043e\u0432\u0435\u0442 \u0434\u043e \u043d\u043e\u0432\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u0440\u043e\u0434\u0438\u0442\u0435\u043b\u0438 \u0435 \u043d\u0438\u043a\u043e\u0433\u0430\u0448 \u0434\u0430 \u043d\u0435 \u0433\u043b\u0435\u0434\u0430\u0430\u0442 \u0438\u043b\u0438 \u0447\u0438\u0442\u0430\u0430\u0442 \u043d\u0435\u0448\u0442\u043e \u0441\u043c\u0435\u0448\u043d\u043e \u0434\u043e\u0434\u0435\u043a\u0430 \u0433\u043e \u0434\u0440\u0436\u0430\u0442 \u0438\u043b\u0438 \u0441\u0435 \u0432\u043e \u0431\u043b\u0438\u0437\u0438\u043d\u0430 \u043d\u0430 \u043d\u0438\u0432\u043d\u043e\u0442\u043e \u0431\u0435\u0431\u0435 \u043a\u043e\u0435 \u0433\u043e \u0437\u0430\u0441\u043f\u0438\u0432\u0430\u0430\u0442. \u0422\u0435\u0448\u043a\u043e \u0435 \u0434\u0430 \u0433\u043e \u0432\u0440\u0430\u0442\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u043d\u0430\u0437\u0430\u0434 \u043d\u0430 \u0441\u043f\u0438\u0435\u045a\u0435 \u043e\u0442\u043a\u0430\u043a\u043e \u045c\u0435 \u0433\u043e \u0440\u0430\u0437\u0431\u0443\u0434\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u0441\u043e \u0432\u0430\u0448\u0435\u0442\u043e \u0433\u043b\u0430\u0441\u043d\u043e \u0441\u043c\u0435\u0435\u045a\u0435.\u201c<\/p><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">My advice to new parents never ever ever watch, read, or look at something funny while you are holding\/near a sleeping baby. Now excuse me while I try and put my children back down for nap after I woke them laughing my ass off. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Children?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#Children<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Parenthood?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#Parenthood<\/a><\/p>&mdash; Edward (@The_Octopuslife) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/The_Octopuslife\/status\/1124082419915730949?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 2, 2019<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><p><strong>\u041d\u0430\u0432\u0438\u043a\u043d\u0435\u0442\u0435 \u0441\u0435 \u043d\u0430 \u0438\u0437\u043c\u0435\u0442<\/strong><\/p><p>\u201e\u040c\u0435 \u0438\u043c\u0430 \u0434\u0435\u043d\u043e\u0432\u0438 \u043a\u043e\u0433\u0430 \u0434\u0435\u0442\u0435\u0442\u043e \u045c\u0435 \u0441\u0435 \u0438\u0441\u043a\u0430\u043a\u0430 \u043d\u0430 \u0432\u0430\u0441. \u0417\u043d\u0430\u0458\u0442\u0435 \u0434\u0435\u043a\u0430 \u0442\u043e\u0430 \u045c\u0435 \u0441\u0435 \u0441\u043b\u0443\u0447\u0438 \u0438 \u043d\u0438\u0448\u0442\u043e \u043d\u0435 \u043c\u043e\u0436\u0435\u0442\u0435 \u0434\u0430 \u043d\u0430\u043f\u0440\u0430\u0432\u0438\u0442\u0435. \u041d\u0435 \u0435 \u0433\u043e\u043b\u0435\u043c\u0430 \u0440\u0430\u0431\u043e\u0442\u0430, \u0441\u0430\u043c\u043e \u0438\u0437\u0431\u0440\u0438\u0448\u0435\u0442\u0435 \u0433\u0438 \u043f\u0430\u043d\u0442\u0430\u043b\u043e\u043d\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u0438 \u043f\u0440\u043e\u0434\u043e\u043b\u0436\u0435\u0442\u0435. \u0410\u043a\u043e \u0438\u043c\u0430 \u043c\u043d\u043e\u0433\u0443 \u0438\u0437\u043c\u0435\u0442, \u0437\u0430\u0435\u0434\u043d\u043e \u043e\u0434\u0435\u0442\u0435 \u043f\u043e\u0434 \u0442\u0443\u0448\u043e\u0442 \u0431\u0438\u0434\u0435\u0458\u045c\u0438 \u0441\u0435\u043a\u0430\u043a\u043e \u0441\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u045c\u0435 \u0437\u0430\u0432\u0440\u0448\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u0442\u0430\u043c\u0443 \u043d\u0430 \u043a\u0440\u0430\u0458\u043e\u0442\u201c, \u0432\u0435\u043b\u0438 \u043a\u043e\u0440\u0438\u0441\u043d\u0438\u043a \u043d\u0430 \u201e<a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/AskReddit\/comments\/3oz8pz\/parents_of_reddit_what_advice_would_you_give_to_a\/cw1ruhb\/?utm_source=share&amp;utm_medium=web2x&amp;context=3\" target=\"_blank\">\u0420\u0435\u0434\u0438\u0442<\/a>\u201c. <\/p><p><strong>\u0414\u0430\u0458\u0442\u0435 \u0438\u043c \u043e\u0434\u0433\u043e\u0432\u043e\u0440\u043d\u043e\u0441\u0442\u0438 \u043d\u0430 \u0434\u0435\u0446\u0430\u0442\u0430 \u043e\u0434 \u0440\u0430\u043d\u0430 \u0432\u043e\u0437\u0440\u0430\u0441\u0442<\/strong><\/p><p>\u201e\u0420\u043e\u0434\u0438\u0442\u0435\u043b\u0441\u043a\u0438 \u0441\u043e\u0432\u0435\u0442: \u0434\u0435\u0446\u0430\u0442\u0430 \u043d\u0435\u043a\u0430 \u0438\u0437\u0431\u0435\u0440\u0430\u0442 \u0442\u0438\u043a\u0432\u0430 \u0437\u0430 \u0437\u0438\u043c\u0441\u043a\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u043f\u0440\u0430\u0437\u043d\u0438\u0446\u0438. \u041d\u043e \u0438 \u0441\u0430\u043c\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u043d\u0435\u043a\u0430 \u0458\u0430 \u043d\u043e\u0441\u0430\u0442 \u0434\u043e \u0430\u0432\u0442\u043e\u043c\u043e\u0431\u0438\u043b\u043e\u0442. \u041d\u0435\u043c\u0430 \u0434\u0430 \u0441\u0430\u043a\u0430\u0430\u0442 \u0434\u0430 \u0433\u043e \u0441\u0442\u043e\u0440\u0430\u0442 \u0442\u043e\u0430 \u043d\u0438\u043a\u043e\u0433\u0430\u0448 \u043f\u043e\u0432\u0442\u043e\u0440\u043d\u043e.\u201c<\/p><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Parenting tip: Take kids to pumpkin patch. Let them pick out any pumpkin. but make them carry it to the car. They&#39;ll never want to go again.<\/p>&mdash; Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Cheeseboy22\/status\/650785073927622656?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 4, 2015<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><p><strong>\u0421\u043e\u043e\u0434\u0432\u0435\u0442\u0435\u043d \u0440\u0430\u0441\u043f\u043e\u0440\u0435\u0434 \u043d\u0430 \u043e\u0431\u0440\u043e\u0446\u0438<\/strong><\/p><p>\u201e\u0421\u043e\u0432\u0435\u0442: \u0408\u0430\u0434\u0435\u0442\u0435 \u0441\u0430\u043c\u043e \u0448\u043f\u0430\u0433\u0435\u0442\u0438 \u0432\u043e \u0432\u0435\u0447\u0435\u0440\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u0440\u0435\u0437\u0435\u0440\u0432\u0438\u0440\u0430\u043d\u0438 \u0437\u0430 \u0431\u0430\u045a\u0430\u045a\u0435.\u201c<\/p><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Pro parenting tip: only have spaghetti on bath nights ?? <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/ATNO2Q5C4N\">pic.twitter.com\/ATNO2Q5C4N<\/a><\/p>&mdash; Kayl\u00e9 Sanderson (@special_kayle) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/special_kayle\/status\/1386514551886151683?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 26, 2021<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><p><strong>\u041f\u043e\u0434\u0433\u043e\u0442\u0432\u0435\u0442\u0435 \u0441\u0435 \u0437\u0430 \u043c\u043e\u043c\u0435\u043d\u0442\u043e\u0442 \u043a\u043e\u0433\u0430 \u0434\u0435\u0442\u0435\u0442\u043e \u045c\u0435 \u043d\u0430\u0443\u0447\u0438 \u043d\u043e\u0432 \u0442\u0440\u0438\u043a<\/strong><\/p><p>\u201e\u0427\u0443\u0432\u0430\u0458\u0442\u0435 \u0441\u0435 \u043e\u0434 \u0434\u0435\u0442\u0435 \u043a\u043e\u0435 \u043d\u0430\u0443\u0447\u0438\u043b\u043e \u043d\u043e\u0432\u0430 \u0448\u0435\u0433\u0430 \u0438\u043b\u0438 \u043c\u0430\u0433\u0438\u0447\u0435\u043d \u0442\u0440\u0438\u043a.\u201c<\/p><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Beware a child who has learned a joke or a magic trick.<\/p>&mdash; Jake Vig (@Jake_Vig) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Jake_Vig\/status\/841702335093059584?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 14, 2017<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><p><strong>\u0411\u0438\u0434\u0435\u0442\u0435 \u0432\u043d\u0438\u043c\u0430\u0442\u0435\u043b\u043d\u0438 \u0448\u0442\u043e \u043e\u0445\u0440\u0430\u0431\u0440\u0443\u0432\u0430\u0442\u0435<\/strong><\/p><p>\u201e\u041f\u0440\u0432\u0438\u043e\u0442 \u043f\u0430\u0442 \u043a\u043e\u0433\u0430 \u0432\u0430\u0448\u0435\u0442\u043e \u0434\u0435\u0442\u0435 \u045c\u0435 \u0432\u0438 \u043a\u0438\u0432\u043d\u0435 \u0432 \u043b\u0438\u0446\u0435, \u0438\u0430\u043a\u043e \u0435 \u043f\u0440\u0435\u043c\u043d\u043e\u0433\u0443 \u0441\u043c\u0435\u0448\u043d\u043e, \u043d\u0435\u043c\u043e\u0458\u0442\u0435 \u0434\u0430 \u0441\u0435 \u0441\u043c\u0435\u0435\u0442\u0435. \u040c\u0435 \u0441\u0435 \u043e\u0441\u0443\u0434\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u0441\u0435\u0431\u0435\u0441\u0438 \u043d\u0430 \u0433\u043e\u0434\u0438\u043d\u0438 \u043d\u0430\u043c\u0435\u0440\u043d\u043e \u043a\u0438\u0432\u0430\u045a\u0435 \u0432 \u043b\u0438\u0446\u0435. \u0412\u0438 \u0431\u043b\u0430\u0433\u043e\u0434\u0430\u0440\u0430\u043c \u043d\u0430 \u0432\u0430\u0448\u0435\u0442\u043e \u0432\u0440\u0435\u043c\u0435.\u201c<\/p><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Parenting pro tip: the FIRST time your toddler sneezes in your face, even if it is SUPER funny when it happens, DO NOT LAUGH. You will be sentencing yourself to years of purposeful in-your-face sneezes. Thank you for your time.<\/p>&mdash; Michelle Akin, MCC (@MichelleAkin) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MichelleAkin\/status\/1360779160776564744?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 14, 2021<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><p><strong>\u0418\u043c\u0430\u0458\u0442\u0435 \u0441\u043f\u0430\u043a\u0443\u0432\u0430\u043d\u0430 \u0442\u043e\u0440\u0431\u0430 \u0437\u0430 \u0441\u0435\u043a\u043e\u0458 \u0441\u043b\u0443\u0447\u0430\u0458<\/strong><\/p><p>\u201e\u041e\u0434\u0435\u045a\u0435 \u0432\u043e \u0431\u043e\u043b\u043d\u0438\u0446\u0430 \u0432\u043e 2 \u0447\u0430\u0441\u043e\u0442 \u043d\u0430\u0443\u0442\u0440\u043e. \u0422\u043e\u0430 \u0435 \u0440\u043e\u0434\u0438\u0442\u0435\u043b\u0441\u043a\u0438\u043e\u0442 \u0436\u0438\u0432\u043e\u0442.\u201c<\/p><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">2 am hospital trips. That\u2019s the Parenting life? <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/J0Nv6HJ279\">pic.twitter.com\/J0Nv6HJ279<\/a><\/p>&mdash; RavensFlock20 (@Bateman_Szn12) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Bateman_Szn12\/status\/1386557423830409217?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 26, 2021<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><p><strong>\u0420\u0430\u0437\u043b\u0438\u043a\u0443\u0432\u0430\u0458\u0442\u0435 \u043b\u0435\u0432\u043e \u043e\u0434 \u0434\u0435\u0441\u043d\u043e<\/strong><\/p><p>\u201e\u0421\u043e \u043e\u0433\u043b\u0435\u0434 \u043d\u0430 \u0442\u043e\u0430 \u0434\u0435\u043a\u0430 \u0438\u043c\u0430 50 \u043e\u0442\u0441\u0442\u043e \u0448\u0430\u043d\u0441\u0438, \u043c\u043e\u0435\u0442\u043e \u043d\u0430\u0458\u043c\u043b\u0430\u0434\u043e \u0434\u0435\u0442\u0435 \u0433\u0438 \u043e\u0431\u043b\u0435\u043a\u0443\u0432\u0430 \u0447\u0435\u0432\u043b\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u043d\u0430 \u043f\u043e\u0433\u0440\u0435\u0448\u043d\u0430\u0442\u0430 \u043d\u043e\u0433\u0430 \u0432\u043e 100 \u043f\u0440\u043e\u0446\u0435\u043d\u0442\u0438 \u043e\u0434 \u0441\u043b\u0443\u0447\u0430\u0438\u0442\u0435.\u201c<\/p><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">For having a 50% chance, my youngest kid gets her shoes on the wrong feet 100% of the time.<\/p>&mdash; Anthony Congi (@AnthonyCongi) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AnthonyCongi\/status\/1386465263361544197?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 25, 2021<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><p><br><strong>\u041d\u0435 \u0435 \u0441\u0435\u043a\u043e\u0433\u0430\u0448 \u043f\u0440\u0438\u0434\u043e\u0431\u0438\u0432\u043a\u0430 \u0434\u0430 \u0433\u043e \u043f\u043e\u0434\u0434\u0440\u0436\u0443\u0432\u0430\u0442\u0435 \u0431\u0430\u0448 \u0441\u0435\u043a\u043e\u0458 \u0441\u043e\u043d \u043d\u0430 \u0432\u0430\u0448\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u0434\u0435\u0446\u0430<\/strong><\/p><p>\u201e\u0421\u0430\u043a\u0430\u043c \u0434\u0430 \u0433\u0438 \u043f\u043e\u0434\u0434\u0440\u0436\u0430\u043c \u043c\u043e\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u0434\u0435\u0446\u0430 \u0438 \u0434\u0430 \u0433\u0438 \u043e\u0445\u0440\u0430\u0431\u0440\u0443\u0432\u0430\u043c \u0434\u0430 \u0433\u0438 \u0441\u043b\u0435\u0434\u0430\u0442 \u0441\u0432\u043e\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u0441\u043e\u043d\u0438\u0448\u0442\u0430, \u043d\u043e \u0441\u0435\u0433\u0430 \u043c\u043e\u0435\u0442\u043e \u0442\u0440\u0438\u0433\u043e\u0434\u0438\u0448\u043d\u043e \u0434\u0435\u0442\u0435 \u0441\u043e\u043d\u0443\u0432\u0430 \u0434\u0430 \u0433\u043e \u043e\u0442\u0432\u043e\u0440\u0438 \u0441\u0435\u043a\u043e\u0458 \u0448\u043a\u0430\u0444 \u0432\u043e \u0418\u041a\u0415\u0410.\u201c<\/p><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I want support my children and encourage them to follow their dreams, but right now my 3yo&#39;s dream seems to be to open every cupboard door in IKEA<\/p>&mdash; Annie Way (@Anniewritess) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Anniewritess\/status\/1375101970038591491?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 25, 2021<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><p><strong>\u041d\u0435\u043c\u0430 \u0441\u0435\u043a\u043e\u0458 \u0434\u0430 \u0441\u0430\u043a\u0430 \u0434\u0430 \u0438\u0441\u0447\u0438\u0441\u0442\u0438<\/strong><\/p><p>\u201e\u0414\u0430 \u0441\u0435 \u0431\u0438\u0434\u0435 \u0440\u043e\u0434\u0438\u0442\u0435\u043b \u0437\u043d\u0430\u0447\u0438 \u0432\u043e \u043e\u0441\u043d\u043e\u0432\u0430 \u0434\u0430 \u0441\u0435 \u043e\u0434\u0438 \u043d\u0438\u0437 \u0434\u043e\u043c\u043e\u0442 \u0438 \u0434\u0430 \u0441\u0435 \u0432\u0440\u0435\u0441\u043a\u0430 \u2013 \u0418\u0441\u0447\u0438\u0441\u0442\u0435\u0442\u0435 \u0433\u043e \u043e\u0432\u043e\u0458 \u043d\u0435\u0440\u0435\u0434! \u2013 \u0441\u00e8 \u0434\u043e\u0434\u0435\u043a\u0430 \u0441\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u043d\u0435 \u043f\u043e\u0447\u043d\u0430\u0442 \u0434\u0430 \u043f\u043b\u0430\u0447\u0430\u0442.\u201c<\/p><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Being a parent is just basically walking around the house saying, &quot;Clean up this mess!&quot; until everyone is crying.<\/p>&mdash; Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sarcasticmommy4\/status\/838482512162627584?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 5, 2017<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><p><strong>\u041a\u0430\u0436\u0435\u0442\u0435 \u045d \u0437\u0431\u043e\u0433\u0443\u043c \u043d\u0430 \u043f\u0440\u0438\u0432\u0430\u0442\u043d\u043e\u0441\u0442\u0430<\/strong><\/p><p>\u201e\u0408\u0430\u0441: (\u0432\u043e \u0431\u0430\u045a\u0430\u0442\u0430)<\/p><p>7-\u0433\u043e\u0434\u0438\u0448\u043d\u043e\u0442\u043e \u0434\u0435\u0442\u0435: (\u0447\u0443\u043a\u0430) \u041c\u0430\u043c\u043e\u043e\u043e?<br>\u0408\u0430\u0441: \u0414\u0430, \u0437\u043b\u0430\u0442\u043e.<br>7: \u0408\u0430\u0441 \u0441\u0443\u043c.<br>\u0408\u0430\u0441: \u0417\u043d\u0430\u043c.<br>7: \u0422\u0432\u043e\u0458\u043e\u0442 \u0441\u0438\u043d.<br>\u0408\u0430\u0441: \u0413\u043e \u0437\u043d\u0430\u043c \u0438 \u0442\u043e\u0430\u201c.<\/p><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Me: [in bathroom]<br><br>7yo: [knocks] MOMMY?<br><br>Me: Yeah pal<br><br>7: IT&#39;S ME<br><br>Me: I know <br><br>7: YOUR SON<br><br>Me: Knew that too<\/p>&mdash; Val (@ValeeGrrl) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ValeeGrrl\/status\/744582113937207297?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 19, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><p><strong>\u041e\u0442\u043a\u0430\u0436\u0435\u0442\u0435 \u0441\u0435 \u043e\u0434 \u043b\u043e\u0433\u0438\u043a\u0430\u0442\u0430<\/strong><\/p><p>\u201e\u041c\u043e\u0458\u043e\u0442 \u0441\u0438\u043d \u043f\u043b\u0430\u0447\u0435\u0448\u0435 \u0438 \u043c\u0435 \u043f\u0440\u0430\u0448\u0430: \u0417\u043e\u0448\u0442\u043e \u043a\u0443\u0447\u0435\u0442\u043e \u043d\u0435 \u043c\u043e\u0440\u0430 \u0434\u0430 \u043d\u043e\u0441\u0438 \u043f\u0430\u043d\u0442\u0430\u043b\u043e\u043d\u0438? \u0418 \u0458\u0430\u0441 \u043d\u0430\u0432\u0438\u0441\u0442\u0438\u043d\u0430 \u043d\u0435 \u0437\u043d\u0430\u0435\u0432. \u041f\u0430, \u0441\u0435\u0433\u0430 \u045c\u0435 \u043c\u0443 \u043e\u0431\u043b\u0435\u0447\u0430\u043c \u043f\u0430\u043d\u0442\u0430\u043b\u043e\u043d\u0438 \u043d\u0430 \u043a\u0443\u0447\u0435\u0442\u043e.\u201c<\/p><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">My son was crying and asked, &quot;why doesn&#39;t the dog have to wear pants?&quot; And it&#39;s like, I don&#39;t even know. So now I&#39;m putting pants on a dog.<\/p>&mdash; ally (@TragicAllyHere) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TragicAllyHere\/status\/781889167672299520?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 30, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><p><strong>\u041d\u0435 \u043f\u043b\u0430\u0448\u0435\u0442\u0435 \u0441\u0435 \u0434\u0430 \u0432\u043e\u0437\u0432\u0440\u0430\u0442\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u0441\u043e \u043a\u0430\u0441\u0430\u045a\u0435<\/strong><\/p><p>\u201e\u0410\u043a\u043e \u0432\u0430\u0448\u0435\u0442\u043e \u0434\u0435\u0442\u0435 \u0432\u0435 \u0433\u0440\u0438\u0437\u0435 \u0434\u043e\u0434\u0435\u043a\u0430 \u0435 \u043d\u0430 \u0432\u043e\u0437\u0440\u0430\u0441\u0442 \u043e\u0434 2 \u0433\u043e\u0434\u0438\u043d\u0438, \u0438 \u0432\u0438\u0435 \u0433\u0440\u0438\u0437\u043d\u0435\u0442\u0435 \u0433\u043e. \u040c\u0435 \u043f\u0440\u0435\u0441\u0442\u0430\u043d\u0435.\u201c<\/p><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">if your child is biting you in their terrible twos, bite them back. they will stop.<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/funnyparentingadvice?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#funnyparentingadvice<\/a><\/p>&mdash; Marie Barnard (@HowellinHawt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HowellinHawt\/status\/42993573544730624?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 2, 2011<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><p>\u0410\u0432\u0442\u043e\u0440: \u041d\u0438\u0430 \u0422\u0438\u043f\u0442\u043e\u043d<\/p><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.yourtango.com\/2021344809\/hilariously-honest-parenting-tips-funny-advice-new-parents\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">\u0418\u0437\u0432\u043e\u0440<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u0414\u0430 \u0441\u0435 \u0441\u0442\u0430\u043d\u0435 \u0440\u043e\u0434\u0438\u0442\u0435\u043b \u043f\u043e\u043d\u0435\u043a\u043e\u0433\u0430\u0448 \u0435 \u0438 \u0441\u0442\u0440\u0430\u0448\u043d\u043e, \u043e\u0441\u043e\u0431\u0435\u043d\u043e \u0431\u0438\u0434\u0435\u0458\u045c\u0438 \u0441\u0444\u0430\u045c\u0430\u0442\u0435 \u0434\u0435\u043a\u0430 \u0432\u0438\u0435 \u0441\u0442\u0435 \u043e\u0434\u0433\u043e\u0432\u043e\u0440\u043d\u0438 \u0437\u0430 \u0433\u0440\u0438\u0436\u0430\u0442\u0430 \u0437\u0430 \u0434\u0440\u0443\u0433\u043e \u0447\u043e\u0432\u0435\u0447\u043a\u043e \u0441\u0443\u0448\u0442\u0435\u0441\u0442\u0432\u043e. \u0418\u043c\u0430 \u043c\u043d\u043e\u0433\u0443 \u043d\u0430\u0441\u043e\u043a\u0438 \u0438 \u0441\u043e\u0432\u0435\u0442\u0438 \u0437\u0430 \u0440\u043e\u0434\u0438\u0442\u0435\u043b\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u043d\u0430 \u0438\u043d\u0442\u0435\u0440\u043d\u0435\u0442, \u043d\u043e \u0441\u0435\u043a\u043e\u0433\u0430\u0448 \u0435 \u0432\u0430\u0436\u043d\u043e \u0438\u043d\u0444\u043e\u0440\u043c\u0430\u0446\u0438\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u0434\u0430 \u0441\u0435 \u0434\u043e\u0431\u0438\u0432\u0430\u0430\u0442 \u043e\u0434 \u0441\u043e\u043e\u0434\u0432\u0435\u0442\u043d\u0438 \u0438\u0437\u0432\u043e\u0440\u0438 \u2013 \u0430 \u0442\u043e\u0430 \u0441\u0435 \u0440\u043e\u0434\u0438\u0442\u0435\u043b\u0438 \u0441\u043e \u0438\u0441\u043a\u0443\u0441\u0442\u0432\u043e. \u041c\u043d\u043e\u0433\u0443\u043c\u0438\u043d\u0430 \u043e\u0434 \u043d\u0438\u0432 \u0438\u043c\u0430\u0430\u0442 \u0438\u043d\u0442\u0435\u0440\u0435\u0441\u043d\u0438, \u043d\u043e \u0438 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":73240,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[62],"tags":[7232,1939,81,130,3949,31],"class_list":["post-73239","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-vospituvane","tag-iskreno","tag-poraki","tag-roditeli","tag-roditelstvo","tag-smeshno","tag-soveti"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iwmndev.com\/decamk_export\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73239","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iwmndev.com\/decamk_export\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iwmndev.com\/decamk_export\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iwmndev.com\/decamk_export\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iwmndev.com\/decamk_export\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=73239"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.iwmndev.com\/decamk_export\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73239\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":73257,"href":"https:\/\/www.iwmndev.com\/decamk_export\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73239\/revisions\/73257"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iwmndev.com\/decamk_export\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/73240"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iwmndev.com\/decamk_export\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=73239"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iwmndev.com\/decamk_export\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=73239"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iwmndev.com\/decamk_export\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=73239"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}